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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: therealjr on January 21, 2012, 11:39:12 PM

Title: Why there are no Agony 'Uncles'
Post by: therealjr on January 21, 2012, 11:39:12 PM
Dear Jim
Last week I left for walk as normal but less than a mile from home my car broke down so I walked back home. When I got there I found our 16 year old child minder handcuffed to the bed in her school uniform with my husband bent over her. I am devastated, please can you help?
Love Sally

Dear Sally
A common cause for this is dirt in your carburettor, I suggest you don't let your fuel tank get below one quarter full.
Hope this helps
Yours Jim