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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on February 13, 2014, 06:32:08 PM

Title: One for the Ladies
Post by: Old Cruser on February 13, 2014, 06:32:08 PM

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.   ;)

Title: Re: One for the Ladies
Post by: Gerty Gumdrop on February 16, 2014, 07:44:51 PM

Quote from: Old Cruser on February 13, 2014, 06:32:08 PM

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.   ;)

Yep  >;

Title: Re: One for the Ladies
Post by: Fly on February 16, 2014, 08:33:39 PM

Glad I've got tyres  ;)

Title: Re: One for the Ladies
Post by: Old Cruser on February 16, 2014, 08:39:53 PM

Quote from: Fly on February 16, 2014, 08:33:39 PM

Glad I've got tyres  ;)

Ha! Fly - always new you had no balls  :-?

Title: Re: One for the Ladies
Post by: Fly on February 16, 2014, 08:58:36 PM

I've also got the ability to ban you from this forum, but I won't. Cos it's uncalled for, and you make me laugh  ;)
There is also nothing wrong with my balls or cock.
We had the council out last year when the toilet wouldn't flush properly. All is sorted  ;)
 

Title: Re: One for the Ladies
Post by: Old Cruser on February 16, 2014, 09:04:13 PM

Quote from: Fly on February 16, 2014, 08:58:36 PM

I've also got the ability to ban you  from this forum, but I won't. Cos it's uncalled for, and you make me laugh  ;)
There is also nothing wrong with my balls or cock.
We had the council out last year when the toilet wouldn't flush properly. All is sorted  ;)

Awww he wuvs me weelly  :-*
Pleased everything is working tickety Boo  ;)  :))

Title: Re: One for the Ladies
Post by: therealjr on February 16, 2014, 09:42:38 PM

Or as my Glaswegian friend always says:
What's worn under a Scotsman Kilt?
Nothing, it's all in perfect working order!!