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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on January 23, 2012, 11:28:29 AM

Title: Blonde in a barbers
Post by: Alsatian on January 23, 2012, 11:28:29 AM
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man  if she can get her hair cut. The man says "Well ma'am, I can't  cut your hair with those head-phones on. You're going to have to  take them off."

She shakes her head vigorously and replies "No, if I take them off,  I will die." the man didn't believe so he ripped them off of her head.  She fell to the floor and died.

He was extremely surprised and picked up the head-phones.

All he heard was "Breathe in, breathe out, breath in...."