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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on December 20, 2011, 05:43:09 PM

Title: Little Johnny (steady there!!)
Post by: Alsatian on December 20, 2011, 05:43:09 PM
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears.

"That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?"

"I did!" sobbed Johnny.