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Title: Francescos' New Job
Post by: Alsatian on January 29, 2012, 11:49:17 AM

Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino began his new job as a bus driver yesterday.....

(http://i40.tinypic.com/262kyvs.jpg)

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: simondjuk on January 29, 2012, 04:51:37 PM

pmsl

I posted the one about Airfix on another forum and it got deleted.  Funny thing is, I had 2 replies, both from admin, one loved it, one hated it...

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: Alsatian on January 29, 2012, 05:10:14 PM

Quote from: simondjuk on January 29, 2012, 04:51:37 PM

pmsl

I posted the one about Airfix on another forum and it got deleted.  Funny thing is, I had 2 replies, both from admin, one loved it, one hated it...

I know the joke you're on about - I've been soooooo tempted to post it on here but didn't know whether to or not!  ::)

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: Fly on January 29, 2012, 05:17:07 PM

Post it, I'll delete it after I've read it if it's that bad.

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: Pete on January 29, 2012, 05:18:36 PM

Can I read it too - before it's deleted - and then I'll let The poster know I've PMed them  :o

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: Alsatian on January 29, 2012, 05:22:15 PM

Guy rings his local Airfix shop and asks "Have you got any models of Italian Cruise Liners in stock?"

"Yes, we just have one left sir" replies the shopkeeper.

"Great, can you put it on one side for me?"  ;)

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: Pete on January 29, 2012, 05:26:40 PM

PMed you.

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: Alsatian on January 29, 2012, 05:27:37 PM

Quote from: Pete on January 29, 2012, 05:26:40 PM

PMed you.

Bar Steward!!  8)

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: Fly on January 29, 2012, 05:30:30 PM

I've heard worse  ;D

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: Pete on January 29, 2012, 05:34:42 PM

I've heard better...  ;D

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: mycul on January 29, 2012, 07:34:40 PM

Does anybody want to buy a lottery ticket?  First prize is a cruise. Couple of weeks ago it was a rollover.

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: mycul on January 29, 2012, 07:44:54 PM

Wife - "Can I drive?"
Husband - "NO"
Wife - "Oh, please let me"
Husband - "No"
Wife - "I tell you what, if you let me drive I will give you a blowjob"
"And that your honour is the final entry from the black box of the Costa Concordia"

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: k4blades on January 30, 2012, 07:48:32 AM

 :) :) :) :)

Title: Re: Francescos' New Job
Post by: simondjuk on January 30, 2012, 08:23:14 AM

Quote from: Alsatian on January 29, 2012, 05:22:15 PM

Guy rings his local Airfix shop and asks "Have you got any models of Italian Cruise Liners in stock?"

"Yes, we just have one left sir" replies the shopkeeper.

"Great, can you put it on one side for me?"  ;)

Thats the one.