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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on July 24, 2014, 05:33:05 PM

Title: Health Care
Post by: Old Cruser on July 24, 2014, 05:33:05 PM

     The British Medical Association has weighed in on the Prime Minister's new health care proposals.

 

     The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not

      to make any rash moves.

 

     The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

      Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

 

     The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

     Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

 

     Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians

     said, "Oh, grow up!"

 

     The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

     Radiologists could see right through it.

 

     The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands

     of the whole thing.

 

     The Ear Nose &Throat specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.

 

     The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic

     Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

 

     The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were

     pissed off at the whole idea.

 

     The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the

     Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

 

     In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up

     to the arseholes in Westminster.


 

 
Title: Re: Health Care
Post by: Fly on July 24, 2014, 05:38:56 PM
Yep  :))