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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on July 28, 2014, 07:12:50 PM

Title: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
Post by: Old Cruser on July 28, 2014, 07:12:50 PM

The B.A.A. Disclosed the Airport Screening Results

January 2013 Statistics On Airport Screening From The UK Border Agency     

Terrorists Discovered

0

Transvestites

133

Hernias

1,485

Haemorrhoid Cases

3,172

Enlarged Prostates

8,249

Breast Implants

59,350

Natural Blondes

3

It was also discovered that 295 members of Parliament had no balls.


Just thought you'd like to know.

Title: Re: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
Post by: Fly on July 28, 2014, 07:15:49 PM

Nice one LOL (y)