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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on July 28, 2014, 07:24:25 PM

Title: Naughty Old Cruser 2
Post by: Old Cruser on July 28, 2014, 07:24:25 PM

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as an international Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.
 
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.  On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
 
"What's that for?" the lady questions.
 
"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
 
Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
 
'What's that ?' the lady questions again.
 
"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
 
The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"
 
The man replies: "No, no...!!!
 
Calm down...!!!
 
 
 
 
Calm down...!!!


 
 
It will say ADIDAS in a minute."
   

Title: Re: Naughty Old Cruser 2
Post by: Pete on July 28, 2014, 07:25:32 PM

Love it! :)

Title: Re: Naughty Old Cruser 2
Post by: Fly on July 28, 2014, 07:34:57 PM

My bits are tattooed too, it says WS in 1/2 inch lettering.

WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS if you're lucky  ;)

Title: Re: Naughty Old Cruser 2
Post by: Old Cruser on July 28, 2014, 07:39:33 PM

Quote from: Fly on July 28, 2014, 07:34:57 PM

My bits are tattooed too, it says WS in 1/2 inch lettering.

WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS if you're lucky  ;)



 :-?  :-?

MARGARET !!!!

Sort him  :-[