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Title: I'll get me coat
Post by: mycul on January 29, 2012, 07:32:36 PM

Premature ejaculator seeks beautilful blonde with massive t1ts, long tanned legs & waxed.............wait...........oh, it doesn't matter.

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: mycul on January 29, 2012, 07:40:42 PM

I asked my wife for oral relief last night.... She said do you want me to suck you off?  No, I said just shut the feck up.

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: Fly on January 29, 2012, 07:50:43 PM

Keep em coming. Scuse the phrase ! lol

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: Scimitar on January 29, 2012, 08:07:50 PM

Fellatio Sucks! ;D

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: Fly on January 29, 2012, 08:17:04 PM

Why is it called a blow job ?????

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: Scimitar on January 29, 2012, 08:21:07 PM

Quote from: Fly on January 29, 2012, 08:17:04 PM

Why is it called a blow job ?????

Blows your mind (if I can remember that far back)!

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: Fly on January 29, 2012, 08:24:16 PM

Nah, thats bo**ocks  8)

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: Scimitar on January 29, 2012, 08:26:04 PM

bottocks?

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: Alsatian on January 30, 2012, 12:27:20 PM

Is oral sex a taste of things to come?!  ;)

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: Pete on January 30, 2012, 12:34:24 PM

In your dreams it is... LOL

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: ~Aitch~ on January 30, 2012, 04:09:29 PM

Gentlemen!  If you're not successful on the 'oral' front, I could offer you hand relief

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/Hellen/Aveda.jpg)

Possibly not the best thought out name for hand lotion.   :D

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: k4blades on January 30, 2012, 05:04:58 PM

I remember being offered my first blow job when I was at school.
I said "no thanks sir, I don't like the taste".

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: Fly on January 30, 2012, 08:01:20 PM

Is that why your athiest now.
You didn't like the Catholic Schooling System LOL ;D

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: mycul on January 30, 2012, 10:38:40 PM

Asked my missus for hand relief tonight, she started to rub her car keys up and down my willie.  I thought she's just fobbing me off.

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: mycul on January 30, 2012, 10:39:22 PM

This guy is so good.
Reginald D Hunter - Dad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMuZghd4HD0#ws)

Title: Re: I'll get me coat
Post by: Gerty Gumdrop on February 01, 2012, 10:03:07 PM

ROFL!!!!  Reg is one of my favourite comedians.  This is a great set  ;D