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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on September 13, 2014, 08:06:28 PM
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A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man's car.
Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends
and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replies, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.
" She then hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it,
drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies,
"Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
Adam ate the apple, too.
Men will never learn... ;)
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(cough)(/off) ::)
As Pete would say ;)
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Pardon?
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Style of post Pete, not content. Just realised it should have [square] brackets LOL (y)
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On a serious part of that, the film 'Noah' is ok if you have a couple of hours spare
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Pardon?
Pete what is nasty Fly trying to say O:-)
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Fly never says anything that's nasty - we leave that to the nasty party forum. ;)
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Fly never says anything that's nasty - we leave that to the nasty party forum. ;)
Awww bless - you luvs him ---- you luvs him not --- you luvs him ----- :))
Nasty party forum?
Have you a link ::)
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Try this, if the link doesn't work there's another one closer to home. ;) LOL
http://www.conservativepolicyforum.com/ (http://www.conservativepolicyforum.com/)
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:)) nahhh I'll just stick with you sweetie pies on here.
Thanks anyway :-*