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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on October 02, 2014, 10:20:52 AM

Title: Life as a senior citizen can be fun - trust me
Post by: Old Cruser on October 02, 2014, 10:20:52 AM

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again,

Asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
 
Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?  I asked.
 
Talking about me doing-something-useful seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
 
She's only thinking of me she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.
 
I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.
 
I  e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.
 
She replied,  Are you nuts?  You're 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?
 
I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy of it.
 
She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses? This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
 
"Oh man, I'm in trouble again", I said, "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"
 
The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.
 
Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
 
Title: Re: Life as a senior citizen can be fun - trust me
Post by: Fly on October 02, 2014, 06:03:22 PM
Like it  (y)
Title: Re: Life as a senior citizen can be fun - trust me
Post by: Gerty Gumdrop on October 03, 2014, 09:35:16 PM
LOL!!!!!  To grow old disgracefully is my philosophy.  You all know what happened on my 60th birthday  :))

There's no fun in sitting around procrastinating, do something to pi$$ the kids off.   >;
Title: Re: Life as a senior citizen can be fun - trust me
Post by: Old Cruser on October 03, 2014, 09:41:07 PM
LOL!!!!!  To grow old disgracefully is my philosophy.  You all know what happened on my 60th birthday  :))

There's no fun in sitting around procrastinating, do something to pi$$ the kids off.   >;

I reckon you and I would get along fine Gerty  ;)  :))
Title: Re: Life as a senior citizen can be fun - trust me
Post by: Gerty Gumdrop on October 03, 2014, 09:56:14 PM
I reckon so too Pam :-)

Title: Re: Life as a senior citizen can be fun - trust me
Post by: Old Cruser on October 03, 2014, 09:59:54 PM
 :)) :)) :))

Don't think I wi ever act my age Gerty - always been a bit crackers - should have been a boy and named Jacobs  ::)