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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on October 19, 2014, 01:18:23 PM

Title: Especially for the over 50's
Post by: Old Cruser on October 19, 2014, 01:18:23 PM: Younger ones can take a peek as well ;)

A Love Story

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
Title: Re: Especially for the over 50's
Post by: Scimitar on October 19, 2014, 04:10:14 PM: Got me going there for a minute :))
Title: Re: Especially for the over 50's
Post by: Fly on October 19, 2014, 05:12:15 PM: I don't count. Not over 50 LOL ;)
Title: Re: Especially for the over 50's
Post by: Gerty Gumdrop on October 19, 2014, 08:34:56 PM: LOL Pam, I love that! Mr Gert and I went for our flu jabs yesterday and today he's made up with cold. >:(
Title: Re: Especially for the over 50's
Post by: Old Cruser on October 19, 2014, 08:45:08 PM: Quote from: Gerty Gumdrop on October 19, 2014, 08:34:56 PM
LOL Pam, I love that! Mr Gert and I went for our flu jabs yesterday and today he's made up with cold. >:(

Oh dear I hope he's ok for when you go away
Title: Re: Especially for the over 50's
Post by: Fly on October 19, 2014, 08:55:24 PM: Quote from: Gerty Gumdrop on October 19, 2014, 08:34:56 PM
LOL Pam, I love that! Mr Gert and I went for our flu jabs yesterday and today he's made up with cold. >:(
Hope he doesn't get the double dose I've had. Plus the 2 day sickness bug last week.
I'm not getting any younger you know !!
Title: Re: Especially for the over 50's
Post by: Old Cruser on October 19, 2014, 09:03:19 PM: Quote from: Fly on October 19, 2014, 08:55:24 PM
Hope he doesn't get the double dose I've had. Plus the 2 day sickness bug last week.
I'm not getting any younger you know !!

Yes we know you will soon be in the 'Old Fart Brigade'
Welcome !!
Title: Re: Especially for the over 50's
Post by: Fly on October 19, 2014, 09:07:13 PM: I'll soon be in Ibiza for a week. Think it's six days now :-* ::)
Title: Re: Especially for the over 50's
Post by: Old Cruser on October 19, 2014, 09:11:03 PM: Quote from: Fly on October 19, 2014, 09:07:13 PM
I'll soon be in Ibiza for a week. Think it's six days now :-* ::)

Ohhh Wile the cats away >:
Title: Re: Especially for the over 50's
Post by: Gerty Gumdrop on October 20, 2014, 03:26:22 PM: Quote from: Old Cruser on October 19, 2014, 09:03:19 PM
Yes we know you will soon be in the 'Old Fart Brigade'
Welcome !!

:)) :)) :)) :))