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Title: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: ironsky2 on November 12, 2014, 03:48:15 PM
Thinking of buying Telescope ladders but would like to know what they are like to use and are they quite heavy to carry?
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Old Cruser on November 12, 2014, 04:40:51 PM
I think we have some aluminium ones, don't think they are heavy to carry. Mind you that's what Mr Old Cruser is for, so he may well disagree  ;)
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: simondjuk on November 12, 2014, 08:07:53 PM
I borrowed Slackers a while back, theres a bit of weight to them but they did the job.
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Slacker on November 12, 2014, 09:19:39 PM
You're welcome to give them a test drive as long as you don't sue me for trapped finger as ideally you need 3 hands to close them up
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Engine Driver on November 13, 2014, 11:44:22 AM
They are quite LONG............................................but they certainly bring things much CLOSER!! :)) :)) :))
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Scimitar on November 13, 2014, 10:40:18 PM
Uplifting :))
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Old Cruser on November 14, 2014, 07:24:36 AM
@ Engine Driver & scimitar - you make a good double act  :))
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Engine Driver on November 14, 2014, 11:28:49 AM
It's a bugger having to keep one eye closed while you're using it though! :)) :))
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: handy on November 14, 2014, 06:21:56 PM
They are light to carry and compact fit in a car boot easy , down side they are normally limited to height and would not normally reach a gutter on a house .
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: ironsky2 on November 14, 2014, 07:57:04 PM
Uplifting :))
quite my friend. :D
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: ironsky2 on November 14, 2014, 07:58:37 PM
They are light to carry and compact fit in a car boot easy , down side they are normally limited to height and would not normally reach a gutter on a house .
Thanks for the info people perhaps not what I was looking for.
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Scimitar on November 15, 2014, 12:07:21 AM
Not so heavy once they are upright. Much heavier once one is mounted, & climbing. It's a bit like making love to a beautiful woman.First check your goal - make sure it's within your reach.
Make sure your extension is well waxed, and can extend to it's full extent.
Ensure once it gets there, that it can do the job, it may have to go up or down for a bit until satisfactorily situated.This may have to be repeated many times. There could be failed attempts too, which a cup of tea might remedy. Try again.
Once there, it may have to be there for a while.Particularly afterwards.
After it's done with, it may be erect for weeks after, yet redundant.
Once it's retracted, it might need cleaning again. Depends what mush it has had to go through, & how long it was left there.
Once it's removed & taken away, usually it's ready for operating purposes again pretty quickly. but not in she same place. Unless there's a complaint (?) & you have to go back & put it up again.
So long as you can fit them on the top of your van, you should be Ok. :P



Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: ironsky2 on November 15, 2014, 09:52:53 AM
Not so heavy once they are upright. Much heavier once one is mounted, & climbing. It's a bit like making love to a beautiful woman.First check your goal - make sure it's within your reach.
Make sure your extension is well waxed, and can extend to it's full extent.
Ensure once it gets there, that it can do the job, it may have to go up or down for a bit until satisfactorily situated.This may have to be repeated many times. There could be failed attempts too, which a cup of tea might remedy. Try again.
Once there, it may have to be there for a while.Particularly afterwards.
After it's done with, it may be erect for weeks after, yet redundant.
Once it's retracted, it might need cleaning again. Depends what mush it has had to go through, & how long it was left there.
Once it's removed & taken away, usually it's ready for operating purposes again pretty quickly. but not in she same place. Unless there's a complaint (?) & you have to go back & put it up again.
So long as you can fit them on the top of your van, you should be Ok. :P
So sex is required for these ladders could be interesting........  >;
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Old Cruser on November 15, 2014, 10:27:16 AM
Not so heavy once they are upright. Much heavier once one is mounted, & climbing. It's a bit like making love to a beautiful woman.First check your goal - make sure it's within your reach.
Make sure your extension is well waxed, and can extend to it's full extent.
Ensure once it gets there, that it can do the job, it may have to go up or down for a bit until satisfactorily situated.This may have to be repeated many times. There could be failed attempts too, which a cup of tea might remedy. Try again.
Once there, it may have to be there for a while.Particularly afterwards.
After it's done with, it may be erect for weeks after, yet redundant.
Once it's retracted, it might need cleaning again. Depends what mush it has had to go through, & how long it was left there.
Once it's removed & taken away, usually it's ready for operating purposes again pretty quickly. but not in she same place. Unless there's a complaint (?) & you have to go back & put it up again.
So long as you can fit them on the top of your van, you should be Ok. :P


 :))   :))  :))  - good to read you are educating ironsky scimitar  ;)
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Scimitar on November 15, 2014, 04:07:34 PM
So sex is required for these ladders could be interesting........  >;
I didn't mention sex.......YOU DID :)) :)) :))
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Engine Driver on November 16, 2014, 11:40:02 AM
So, where can I get one from. :)) :))
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Old Cruser on November 16, 2014, 04:01:11 PM
What?
A good woman or a Ladder  ::)
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Engine Driver on November 16, 2014, 04:40:53 PM
Suppose I'll need ......................................................BOTH! :)) :)) :)) :))
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: ironsky2 on November 16, 2014, 05:05:50 PM
Suppose I'll need ......................................................BOTH! :)) :)) :)) :))
I could help you out with this ladders quest. Get them from Amazon delivered by a Drone the lady part might require you travelling to Sheffield's East End.......  >;
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Engine Driver on November 16, 2014, 06:33:12 PM
AHH,  I'm in Sheffield most days, will I need to take the ladder with me? ;D ;D :))
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: ironsky2 on November 16, 2014, 06:35:28 PM
AHH,  I'm in Sheffield most days, will I need to take the ladder with me? ;D ;D :))
The ladders part is optional.
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Old Cruser on November 16, 2014, 07:41:55 PM
You lot are completely bonkers - it's good to have others we are crackers besides me  :))
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Fly on November 16, 2014, 07:49:04 PM
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The ladders part is optional.
Depends if it's a tall lady your going to Sheff for  ::)
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: ironsky2 on November 16, 2014, 08:00:36 PM
Depends if it's a tall lady your going to Sheff for  ::)
Well there is some tall ladies to be had you never know when them ladders may rescue the day.
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Engine Driver on November 16, 2014, 08:20:30 PM
mmmm, You know, Ladies are like........................................................... pianos, ;) when they are UPRIGHT the're alright,.................................................. but when the're FLAT the're GRAND!!! :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Title: Re: What Are Telescope Ladders Like To Use ?
Post by: Fly on November 16, 2014, 10:21:55 PM
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Well there is some tall ladies to be had you never know when them ladders may rescue the day.
I actually considered that point before posting LOL