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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on February 19, 2015, 05:07:04 PM
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After being married for 48 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, and then said, "You’re an alphabet wife... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks, "What the hell does that mean?"
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".
She smiled happily and said, "oh that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.