Chesterfield Online Forum
General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on May 01, 2015, 09:31:32 PM
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"Man you look tired."
His buddy says:
“Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day.
She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when I come home
she’s tearing my shirt of as I come through the door.
She’s got her hands down my pants after dinner.
She even joins me in the shower almost every night. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow in his 70’s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,
..................."Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that shit !!"