Chesterfield Online Forum
General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on February 11, 2012, 02:33:58 PM
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Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend,
Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare:
'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'
He then addressed the men:
'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'
Ken leaned over, touched Janet’s arm gently,
And whispered, "It's Homepride, isn't it?"
.......and thus began Ken's life of celibacy.