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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on July 02, 2015, 05:15:10 PM

Title: Old people and technology!!
Post by: Old Cruser on July 02, 2015, 05:15:10 PM

Life just gets better as you get older, doesn't it.
 

I was in a Coffee Club recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I  desperately needed to break wind. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.

 

This is what happens when old people start using technology!