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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on February 14, 2012, 11:26:31 AM
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Jim and Johnny die in a boating accident.
Jim goes to heaven and Johnny goes to hell.
One day Jim looks down at Johnny in hell.
Johnny has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap.
Jim gets pi$$ed off, so he goes to God and says,
"What is this?
I think I want to go to hell.
Just look at my friend down there.
" God says, "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesnt."