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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on October 18, 2016, 03:48:20 PM
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An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think its is only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a “Billy club.”
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No...not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times...."