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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on November 29, 2016, 06:18:39 PM

Title: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
Post by: Old Cruser on November 29, 2016, 06:18:39 PM

It's clean  ;)

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter


'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded'
 
 'Oh! Killing any?', she asked.
 
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.



Intrigued, she asked..
'How can you tell them apart?' 

He responded,

'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.   
 
  ::)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Title: Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
Post by: redadmiral on December 01, 2016, 07:45:45 AM

I like it.

Title: Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
Post by: Scimitar on December 01, 2016, 03:43:47 PM

So do I :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))