Chesterfield Online Forum
General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on December 05, 2018, 06:59:02 PM
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During my physical examination, my Doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all, I drank eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the Doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man !! A real Commando !!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a crap golfer !!"