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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on December 05, 2018, 07:01:15 PM
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Jeremy Corbyn awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.
"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?
"No" the nurse replied "it is just that there is a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."