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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on December 13, 2018, 01:18:04 PM
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The scene is a New York City subway.
Seated opposite each other - somewhat awkwardly - are a businessman (conservative in dress, staid in demeanor), and a punker with a purple, green and pink mohawk haircut, body piercing just about everywhere and the most outlandish multi coloured clothes.
The punker notices that the businessman is staring at him, to the point where the kid is finally compelled to say something. "Hey man, what's your problem? Didn't you ever do anything sorta outrageous when you were 18 years old?"
"As a matter of fact, I did," said the businessman. "When I was 18, I had sex with a parrot; and I was wondering if you were my son."