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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on January 15, 2019, 04:32:55 PM

Title: Dog memorial
Post by: Alsatian on January 15, 2019, 04:32:55 PM
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"