Chesterfield Online Forum
General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on February 23, 2019, 06:36:42 PM
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A teacher brought into the classroom some flavoured sweets called 'Lifesavers' which were round and had a hole in the middle. First she showed them a selection and asked them to identify the taste by the colour.
They correctly identified raspberry because they were red. Lime were green. Orange were - well - orange. Lemon were yellow.
Then she gave each one a sweet to taste. The sweets were light brown and Honey flavoured but not one child could identify the taste. Finally she said she'd give them a clue and told them that perhaps in was a name their Mummies called it their Daddies.
Immediately little Johnny spat his sweet out and yelled - 'Oh my God - they're ar$eholes!'
The teacher left the room for a few minutes!