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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on February 23, 2019, 09:25:15 PM
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The hotel guest called room service, "I want a breakfast of two eggs burned black around the edges, undercooked bacon, weak coffee, watery orange juice, and cold, hard, unbuttered toast."
The room service clerk asked, "Why in the world would you want a terrible breakfast like that?"
"I'm homesick."