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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on February 22, 2012, 06:40:36 PM

Title: Jesus at the Bar
Post by: Alsatian on February 22, 2012, 06:40:36 PM

An Irish man, an Australian man and a Scouser all in a bar.

Just as they were all enjoying their beers, the Scouser looks up and says to the others "damn, thats jesus!".

So with that they all buy Jesus a drink. The Irish man buys him a Guinness, the Australian buys him a Fosters, and the Scouser buys him a bitter.

After Jesus drinks all his beers he goes to the group to shake their hands.

He shakes the Irish man's hand and with that gives off a yell of relief, "Hell Jesus, that bad back I've had all my life has just gone". He shakes the Australian man's hand and he also gives off a yell, "That Arthritis I've had for 20 years has just disappeared!".

Jesus goes to shake the Scousers who says, "Feck off, I'm on disability".

Title: Re: Jesus at the Bar
Post by: Alsatian on February 22, 2012, 06:41:01 PM

PS......bring on the PC brigade!!!!  ;)

Title: Re: Jesus at the Bar
Post by: Pete on February 22, 2012, 06:47:02 PM

I've PMed you...

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Jesus at the Bar
Post by: Alsatian on February 22, 2012, 06:50:11 PM

Bring it on!  8)

Title: Re: Jesus at the Bar
Post by: Fly on February 22, 2012, 06:52:51 PM

I've PM'ed him too, nearly spat mi drink ;D