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Title: The real meanings
Post by: Alsatian on August 16, 2019, 11:22:37 AM

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Wiilly-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), gross olive-flavoured mouthwash.

9. Flatulance (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

12. Frisbeetarianism (n.) The belief that when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Title: Re: The real meanings
Post by: Old Cruser on August 16, 2019, 01:15:04 PM

 :)) :)) :))

Title: Re: The real meanings
Post by: Sorastro on August 16, 2019, 09:09:02 PM

My favourite was always....

GUITAR.................A nasty old pirate