Chesterfield Online Forum
General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on January 11, 2020, 08:07:24 PM
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I finally got a girlfriend long enough that I felt confident enough to visit my parents.
We used her car and got a flat tyre on the way.
Incase they were worried I called them up and said, '' Hi Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."
"Oh" she sighed. "I thought you were bringing a real one"