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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: wollygobble on April 27, 2020, 06:42:51 PM

Title: How to measure your IQ during a national emergency
Post by: wollygobble on April 27, 2020, 06:42:51 PM

Start with 150 and subtract the number of toilet rolls in your cupboard.

Title: Re: How to measure your IQ during a national emergency
Post by: Sorastro on April 28, 2020, 10:36:41 AM

Quote from: wollygobble on April 27, 2020, 06:42:51 PM

Start with 150 and subtract the number of toilet rolls in your cupboard.

Err!!  that comes to 120.
In my defence, as previously stated, I have always had a stock of non perishable items, BEFORE the "hit" the least rolls I had at any one time was 18
Same with teabags, at least 2 packs of 160's unopened.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it......

Title: Re: How to measure your IQ during a national emergency
Post by: wollygobble on April 28, 2020, 03:35:34 PM

My story is that my wife does the shopping (except beer and cat food).