Chesterfield Online Forum
General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on February 08, 2021, 02:22:40 PM
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Two girls were staggering home rather drunk after a girl’s night out and wanting to pee.
They came upon a cemetery with a high wall that would hide them from the road and went in.
Neither had anything to wipe with
One used her panties – then chucked them away. The other grabbed a bunch of flowers off a grave.
The following day their husbands happened to meet and one said “There will be no more nights out for my wife – she came home wearing no panties”.
The other said “That’s nothing, my wife came home with a card in her crack reading ‘From all at the Fire Station – we’ll never forget you’ ”.