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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on February 10, 2021, 08:38:13 PM
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HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE .
You can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get correct insurance for the sex you are having . Please find below, a list of companies catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - Legal and General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your partner - Standard Life .
Sex with someone different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union .
Sex with your maid - Employers Liability.
Sex with an oap - Saga .
Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident.
Sex with animals - National Farmers Union.
Sex with a monk - Abbey Life
Sex with Navy Officers - Admiral Group.
AND FINALLY
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.Com
Now you know which category you fall into - make sure you are adequately covered