Sorry to open up this thread again..... (well not really!)
Just thought I could make you smile....
I work freelance, consequently there are lots of (insidious) new agencies popping up all over trying to persuade me to register with them. One of aforementioned agencies asked me to send my passport, drivers licence and NI card. Now... I may be blonde(ish) but I'm not that much of an idiot (most of the time).
They would not accept photocopies and because I had the audacity to tell them to, 'go away' they said they were going to report me to the Home Office to start extradition proceedings.
I did ask if I could choose my method of transportation - I'd much prefer a trip by (first class) train to be extradited back to Chesterfield from Sheffield. I even told them that I was extraditing myself to Chesterfield at the weekend to do a spot of shopping!
Needless to say - I have not joined their agency!!
It made me smile anyway!!!