Nair

[Alsatian]

My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
vets. He found the problem was hair in it's ears and cleaned
both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she
should go to the store and get some 'Nair" hair remover and rub in it's
ears once a month.
The lady goes to the chemist and gets some "Nair" hair remover.  At
the register the pharmacist tells her, "If you're going to use this under
your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms"
The pharmacist says, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must
know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."