Vaseline

[Alsatian]

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign
on it.  The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.  It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain.'  And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.  But just before
they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says. And in they go.  Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of
dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks,
dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.  As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage
of the situation.  So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word.  So he reaches over and fondles her.  Still,
nobody says a word.  So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and makes love to her
right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mum horrified when he
sits back down, but no one says a word.   So he grabs the mum, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline
from his pocket...
Suddenly the father shouts..................   'I'll do the dishes!!!