one for the Ladies

[Old Cruser]

 A
> > woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon
> > for  a
> > face-lift.       
> >
> > The
> > surgeon told her
> > about a new  procedure called "The
> > KEY," where a
> > small key
> > is  placed on the back of a woman's head and
> > can be
> > turned
> > to tighten up her skin to produce the  effect of a
> > brand
> > new face lift.
> >
> > Of course,  the woman wanted "The
> > Key."
> >
> > Over the course  of the years, the woman tightened the
> > key, and the
> > effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young
> > looking and
> > vibrant. After fifteen years, the  woman returned to
> > the surgeon with
> > two  problems.
> >
> > "All these years,
> > everything has  been working just fine.
> > I've had to turn the
> > key and I've always loved the results.
> > But now  I've developed two
> > annoying  problems:
> >
> > First, I have these terrible bags
> > under my eyes and the key won't get
> > rid of  them."
> >
> > The
> > doctor looked at her closely and  said,
> > "Those aren't bags,
> > those
> > are your  tits."
> >
> > She said, "No point asking about
> > the  beard then..........."
> >
> > 
> >
> >