Grandad

[Kent]

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> Ever wondered what the difference between a Granny and Granddad is?
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> Five year old granddaughter is taken to school daily by her grandfather. When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.
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>  That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!
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>  "What made it different?" asked her parents:
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> "Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind b*stard, dick-head, foreign prick or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!'

[Gerty Gumdrop]