Santa...the liar!

[simondjuk]

Does Santa Claus live in the north pole?
Lets look at the evidence,
Santa Clause....

1. wears red and white,

2. he's good at breaking into house's,

3. he has loads of electrical goods that no one can trace,

4. he drives an unlicensed vehicle,

5. he only does one days work a year,

Lapland my arse he's a f***ing Liverpudlian!