Uncle George

[Alsatian]

Uncle George spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

 "Carmen," she replied.

"That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?"

 "No, I named myself," she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

 "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "What's your name?"

"Beerfuck."