Perfume

[Alsatian]

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics assistant.

She showed him a bottle costing £50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for £30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny £15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

The assistant handed him a mirror.