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The Scunthorpe Problem
« on: May 19, 2012, 06:40:39 AM »
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Re: The Scunthorpe Problem
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2012, 08:58:12 AM »
Yep, as the old joke goes "If Ty-phoo put the 'T' in Britain - who put the c*nt in Scunthorpe!!  :D
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2012, 09:32:37 AM »
Best example is the House of Commons e-mail filter that didn't recognise Welsh as a language  :)) :)) :))

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Re: The Scunthorpe Problem
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2012, 09:59:17 AM »
I'm off to the well known anagram, Newark, tonight

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Re: The Scunthorpe Problem
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2012, 10:04:45 AM »
I'm off to the well known anagram, Newark, tonight

I'll have to think about that - can someone give me a hand....

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Re: The Scunthorpe Problem
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2012, 03:23:18 PM »
No, you'll go blind  8)

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Re: The Scunthorpe Problem
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2012, 07:50:52 PM »
Lol got it nice one, took awhile
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Re: The Scunthorpe Problem
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2012, 08:06:25 PM »
Lol got it nice one, took awhile

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Must admit, I'd never gave it a thought before, but clicked straight away  ;)
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Re: The Scunthorpe Problem
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2012, 08:10:12 PM »
>> but clicked straight away

If the cap fits...  :P
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Re: The Scunthorpe Problem
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2012, 08:14:27 PM »
Cheers mate, or did I mean Bo!!ocks  :-X
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Re: The Scunthorpe Problem
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2012, 08:16:36 PM »
Har, har, har,   ;)
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Re: The Scunthorpe Problem
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2012, 09:36:57 PM »
Here's one I found earlier  :))

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem
Squimthorpe?  Sclitthorpe? Smingethorpe?
I don't know - it will still smell the same :o
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