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A Polish man wants a divorce
« on: January 11, 2013, 07:20:33 PM »
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

 

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

 

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

 Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.


No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.


I don’t think you understand.Does either of you have a real grudge?

 No, we have carport, and not need one.

 

I mean what are your relations like?

All my relations still in  Poland .

 

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

 We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.


Does your wife beat you up?

 No, I always up before her.

 

Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.


Why do you want this divorce?

 She going to kill me.


 

What makes you think that?

I got proof.





What kind of proof?

She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say:
















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Re: A Polish man wants a divorce
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2013, 07:24:27 PM »
Duh  :D
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Re: A Polish man wants a divorce
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2013, 09:46:37 AM »
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