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Little Johnny
« on: January 13, 2013, 07:50:06 PM »
Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have
brought happiness and peace into people's lives?

Little Johnny answered:

Drin-king, smo-king, and bon-king
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2013, 07:55:05 PM »
Teacher: Little johnny can you tell me the name of a great king that ruined this country.

Little Johnny answered:

Ban-King  ::)
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2013, 12:35:41 PM »
One day, the teacher asked her class 'What vegetable makes you cry?'

Little Johnny replies "a turnip".

"No Johnny' says the teacher, "Onions make you cry, not turnips"

"No Miss" Says Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?"
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