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handy

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Eye Witness
« on: June 10, 2013, 07:15:37 PM »
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money.
Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you
see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the
man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'
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Re: Eye Witness
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2013, 07:22:09 PM »
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