Chewing Gum!

[Alsatian]

An Englishman was having a coffee and
croissants with butter and jam in a cafe
when an American tourist, chewing gum,
sat down next to him.

The Englishman politely ignored the American,
who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said,
'You English folk eat the whole bread?'

The Englishman frowned, annoyed with being
bothered during his breakfast, and replied,
'of course.'

The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't.
In the States, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle them, transform them into
croissants and sell them to England.'

The American had a smirk on his face.
The Englishman listened in silence.

The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with
your bread?' Sighing, the Englishman
replied, 'of course.'

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the
American said, 'we don't. In the States,
we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we
put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers
in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam and sell it to England ..

The Englishman then asked, 'Do you have sex
in the States?' The American smiled and said
'Why of course we do.' The Englishman leaned
closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do
with the condoms once you've used them?'

'We throw them away, of course!'

'We don't. In England , we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down
into chewing gum and sell them to the
United States .
Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?'?