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« on: December 13, 2013, 06:17:33 PM »
Nelson Mandela struggles to answer his door bell and when he opens the door he finds a small Japanese truck driver standing there with a truck full of exhausts behind him in the driveway.


 "Sign here!" the driver says as he thrusts a clip board in front of Nelson, "You sign here!"


 Nelson tells him that he has never ordered the goods and would the truckie kindly Foxtrot Oscar.


 Next day, the same thing. "Sign here! Sign here", says the truckie with a load of car doors in the truck.


 Nelson tells him to begone as the doors were nothing to do with him.


 The following day the same thing but with a truck load of car headlights. "Sign here, sign here" yells the truckie.


 "I keep telling you. Those goods are not for me. Why do you keep bringing the stuff round here?" says Nelson.


 "You not Nissan Main Dealer then?" says the truckie.
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