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THE HAIRCUT
« on: January 17, 2015, 06:16:56 PM »
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without
forgetting.

 
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
doing community service this week.'
 
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
 
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
 
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
 
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
 
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay
his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament
was very happy and left the shop.
 
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
 
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.  ;)
 

 
The old lady with the wonky middle finger

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Re: THE HAIRCUT
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2015, 06:20:29 PM »
:)
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left.

 

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