One day

[Alsatian]

One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”
The mother responded, “Very good honey.”
The blonde asked, “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?” And the mother responded, “Yes dear.”
Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, “Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! …. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”
The mother said, “Very good honey.” The blonde then asked, “Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?” The mother responded, “Yes dear.”
The third day the blonde comes home from school and says to her mother, “Mommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?”
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No dear, that's because you're 25!