This didn't hapeen to me but a friend at the time swore it was true -
Having dashed up to Elder Way only to see her bus pulling away said friend decided to pop into Littlewoods cafe for a warming cuppa.(those were the days)After purchasing a cup of tea and a Kit Kat she settled at a table and started to browse through a magazine. Being a miserable day the cafe was pretty busy and after a couple of minutes a very respectable gentlemen approached the table asking if she would mind if he sat opposite. She replied no of course not and he duly sat down, in front of him a cup of tea and a vanilla slice. After a couple of minutes she slid the Kit Kat from its paper cover and folded back the silver paper, breaking of the first finger and popping it in her mouth. After only a couple of seconds she see's from the corner of her eye(she's still browsing)the gentleman reach forward and snap off the second Kit Kat finger and pop it in his mouth! She cannot believe her eyes. She breaks off the third finger and eats it. He picks up the last piece and eats that. She is so cross but doesn't want to make a scene in the busy cafe. Downing her tea she stands up,picks of the top segment of the chaps vanilla slice pops it in her mouth and marches away. She reaches the bus stop and puts her hand in her pocket for her bus fare and pulls out ...a Kit Kat!
