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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2012, 01:51:37 PM »
Some good ones there  ;D I'm pleased I'm not the only one around who does daft things  ;D  ;D
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2012, 10:36:17 PM »
Went down to the Aquarius Club and had a few beers (as you did).
Said to my friends "I've had enough I'm off".
Walked home.
Unlocked the door and took off my shoes so as not to wake missus.
Got halfway up the stairs and the landing light came on.
Mum said to me "Michael you are married and haven't lived here for 5 years, go home".
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2012, 08:43:01 AM »
  :))  :)) Not 'welcome home son' then  :))
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2012, 01:22:43 PM »
My daftest thing was retiling our kitchen.  Took off the cooker switch, no problem.  When the time came to measure the tile I needed, i stupidly put my tape measure up behind it.  I know the live was on the other side but I didnt bank on it arc'ing that far.  I wont do that again.

My brothers girlfriend a few years ago:  My brother came home from work to find 2 lumps under a teatowel on the worksurface.  He lifted it up and it was 2 eggs.  She got home and asked what they were there for.  Her reply was that because it was Easter she wanted them to hatch so she could have chicks.  She isnt blonde!
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2012, 06:16:01 PM »
Quote from: simondjuk on June 15, 2012, 01:22:43 PM
My daftest thing was retiling our kitchen.  Took off the cooker switch, no problem.  When the time came to measure the tile I needed, i stupidly put my tape measure up behind it.  I know the live was on the other side but I didnt bank on it arc'ing that far.  I wont do that again.

My brothers girlfriend a few years ago:  My brother came home from work to find 2 lumps under a teatowel on the worksurface.  He lifted it up and it was 2 eggs.  She got home and asked what they were there for. Her reply was that because it was Easter she wanted them to hatch so she could have chicks.  She isnt blonde!
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Makes a change from hard boiling and painting them !!
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2012, 06:25:14 PM »
@Simon, cant believe you didn't isolate the power.   :))
I think your winning this thread IMHO  ;)
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2012, 12:47:09 PM »
Quote from: Fly on June 15, 2012, 06:25:14 PM
@Simon, cant believe you didn't isolate the power.   :))
I think your winning this thread IMHO  ;)

Be nice to win at something, even though it is being a complete idiot.  I did have other things on my mind as my OH was in hospital for an operation so it was going to be a surprise that the kitchen was redecorated when she finally got home.
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2012, 08:00:50 PM »
I caught my hubby with his finger in the toaster last week ----- it was plugged in and hot!!
 He had just used it. --- scuttles off to find his insurance  ;)
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2012, 08:10:08 PM »
Our_Lass told me a story about her mother from years ago.
Her mother was boiling up a pan of 'packet soup' for the 4 kids. Whilst doing other motherly jobs.
Then realised she'd not been stiring it as often as she should.
Ran across the kitchen, grabbed the pan and a sieve, and poured it down the sink. Oops !
Then realised 4 kids haven't got any soup, just the lumps  :D
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2012, 08:16:13 PM »
I've had to wash splattered boiled eggs from the ceiling in the past when they boiled dry  ???  :))
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2012, 10:48:55 AM »
Went into tesco's during the week, handed over several coupons - all August  :-[
The last one wouldn't scan so the  check out assistant said to go to customer services as they may be able to scan it in - which I did
It was for Boots!!!!!  :))  :))  :))  :-[
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2012, 04:56:29 PM »
OC. The thread is entitled 'What's the daftest thing you have ever done'.
You could have stopped at 'Went into Tesco's'!!!!  >:
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2012, 07:45:58 PM »
Competition?  ::) JR
ANNNDDD they are giving away free teddies  :-? hubby was going open it - next thing it would have be sitting on the dressing table  :-? I nipped that in the bud - it's going to relative with toddler
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2012, 09:37:31 PM »
Quote from: ~Aitch~ on June 12, 2012, 12:26:15 AM
Many years ago I parked my car in town, completely forgot about it and caught the bus home.   ::)

I've done that too!   :-[
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Re: What's the daftest thing you have ever done?
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2012, 12:30:53 AM »
Why doesn't that surprise me?   

You've been quiet.  Is all well in your camp? x
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